No Financial or Debate Crisis Here

Need a break from it all? I sure do. Come and hang out here for a bit and forget about all the problems surrounding us. We all need a break now and then. No politics, no talk of crisis or if the debate will go on….

Just some jokes, photos of me and my family for you to poke fun at and a video to make you smile. Enjoy!

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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts. “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says, angrily, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” “Fine.” Then his wife asks, “Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.” To which he replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”

“Fine.” She says, “Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.” “I’m not a darn carpenter and I don’t fix steps,” He says. “Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” ”I’ve had enough of you,” he said, “I’m going to the bar!”

So he goes to the bar and drinks a few. Soon he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.  As he walks up to the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.  As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed.  “Honey,” he asks, “how did all this get fixed?”

She said, “Well, after you left I sat outside and cried. Then a nice young man came along and asked me what was wrong. I told him and he offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either give him our television or bake a cake.”  The husband said, “So what kind of cake did you bake?” She replied, “Helloooooo… Do you see Betty Crocker Written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
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A group of children, four to eight years old, were asked the question, “What does love mean?” Here are their insightful answers.

Johnny, Age 4

When a person loves you, they say your name different. You just know your name is safe in their mouth.

Dallas, Age 7

Love is when your mom makes a cup of coffee for your dad and she takes a sip of it before she gives it to him, to make sure it is okay.

Andy, Age 7

Love is what is in the room on Christmas if you stop opening your presents and listen.

Jake, Age 6

Love is when a little old man and a little old woman are still friends, even after they know each other so well.

Georgia, Age 7

Love is when you tell a boy you like his shirt and then he wears it everyday.
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When Lady Ali was about 3 years old and was in daycare. She wanted something different in her lunchbox one day. She asked me to pack her a “bread doughnut”. When I asked her what a bread doughnut was, she went to the cabinet and pulled out a bag of bagels!
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