Sad is all I can say. American Idol was awful, putrid, one of the worst shows on tv tonite. I actually fell asleep right before Blake started singing with Doug E. Fresh (who, why?). I woke up right at the end of the song tho. The Golden Idol Awards were the most lame, ridiculous waste of time moments in tv history. Bette Midler – what happened to her? My gosh she sounded worse than Sanjaya, why was she waving her arms like a bird? Poor old Tony Bennet looked like a zombie.

The girls with Gladys Night (she still can sing) looked like they had white paper bags on them. Poor Rubin Studdard in his suit next to Jordin seemed to enlarge before our eyes. Taylor Hicks seemed to want to run away as fast as he could. Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson were amazing.

Oh and then the winner was announced finally – it was actually after 10 pm. And I’m sad to say that Blake Lewis didn’t win. Good luck Jordin Sparks – the latest (and possibly) last American Idol. I can see her doing some gooey love songs with that heart shape she makes with her hands – omgosh!

If AI is on again next season, please, please, please get rid of Paula as a judge. She’s not capable of judging her way out of a parking ticket. If she doesn’t have fibro and the brain fog that goes along with it then she is on heavy pain meds that make her unable to speak coherently. Simon said this wil be his last season. The fans just aren’t there like they used to be. So this may be the end.

Blake, ride away in your mustang as far away from AI as you can get. Make an album and you’ll be a star! I’ll buy one or two

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